PUBLISHED NOVEMBER 1, 2011
Girl waiting for friend on sidewalk: “Hurry up! There’s wind going through my earball!”
Guy referring to Thanksgiving: “I don’t eat the day before. It’s my version of pregaming.”
Girl referring to snowflakes: They’re like grapefruits in snow version!
Kid In Dining Hall: “Ugh, I hate her. Nancy Grace can just fall in a hole!”
Friend of Kid: “Well, she’s on Dancing With the Stars. That’s a hole celebrities can’t get out of.”
