PUBLISHED NOVEMBER 15, 2011
Girl in Library: “The internet at this school is stupid, like the people.”
Girl in Dining Hall: “My prince is out there somewhere, and he will actually be a prince – making me a princess.”
Guy in Dining Hall: “There’s a tour going on, isn’t there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah.”
Guy 1: “I knew it! I saw grapes!”
Girl in Dorm: “I hate when girls call their boyfriends ‘boo’. What’s a ‘boo’?”
Guy Walking: “It’s Mr. Miyagi. He can smell and hear his way to victory.”
