PUBLISHED OCTOBER 25, 2011
Girl in Computer Lab: “I peed on the priest at my Baptism. That was the end of my religious life.”
Girl in Dining Hall discussing salad: “It even tastes like the earth. I feel healthy eating this!
Girl in Dining Hall: “He’s the walking definition of a tool.”
Girl in Dining Hall: “I feel like I could be a Cher imposter!”
